Is this fool going to kill himself somehow?

Question by gamerdude200808: Is this fool going to kill himself somehow? A coworker talks about some really odd things sometimes, and he clearly has a lot of issues. He’s very…what’s the word…sexually perverse I guess would be the best way to describe it. Some people have told him off previously and basically said they do [...]

Why Oprah fired Dr. Phil! Joke! Star if this made you chuckle?

Oprah Winfrey goes to Dr. Phil and confides in him: “I just can’t seem to keep my weight down,” she sobs. “I’ve tried Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Slim Fast, Hollywood, Atkins, and a thousand other diets and none of them have lasting results. I’ve even tried hypnotherapy, acupuncture, & coffee enemas and still no success. [...]

What is this problem I’m having! I can’t have a bowel movement!!?

Okay, I’ve been constipated for like 5 days now and I try and try to go to the bathroom. I’ve tried prune juice, laxatives, suppositories and in the last couple of days I’ve tried using an enema to get things moving. But the enema… well, I followed the instructions completely and most of it.. umm.. [...]

Allegiance Disposable Enema Administration Kit with 1500 cc Bag – Enema Kit Includes a 1500cc Calibrated Enema Bag – This Colon Hydrotherapy Kit Also Contains 50″ Tube with Prelubricated Tip, Adjustable Clamp, Castile Soap Packet, Underpad and Instructions.

1500 mL bag marked in metric measurement 50″ tube with flow control clamp and rounded, lubricated tip for comfort Moisture-proof underpad Castile Soap concentrate package (9mL) Latex free kit includes easy to understand instructions for use Product DescriptionThe Allegiance Disposable Enema Administration Kit contains a 1500cc plastic bag and 145 cm pre-attached tube. Also included [...]

Can you translate this (TMI)?

I was reading a story about Holocaust and it said about the twin experiments. I read this paragraph and Im not sure what hyper descended means. Can you rewrite this paragraph and make it more simple to understand? The twins then received several two liter enemas which caused them much pain and discomfort. The boys [...]

Have you ever seen this story?

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on [...]

Is this a true story?

A Texan died overseas and they couldn’t find a casket large enough to return him to Texas. After an enema, he was shipped in a matchbox.

Help interpreting this Bukowski quote?

Its from Factotum, chapter 56. The narrator says “For each Joan of Arc there is a Hitler perched at the other end of the teeter-totter. The old story of good and evil. But none of the bus drivers ever dumped us. They were thinking instead of car payments, baseball scores, haircuts, vacations, enemas, family visits. [...]

Do you Like This Joke??

What I LEarned from Medical School ANTIBODY: against everyone ARTERY: the study of fine paintings BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria BENIGN: what you be after you be eight BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing CAT SCAN: searching for ones [...]

Is this normal for anyone…?

basically i needed to take some enemas to do x-rays, I was suppose to do 3, but because I kept messing up in the end I took 5. so after the 4th enema, I just enjoy taking enemas. so is there something wrong with me, or is this just normal. Anyone experience the same thing [...]