Would anyone like to share their funny (or not so funny) constipation stories? I am 11 weeks pregnant, and I spent 7 hours in the ER today, trying to break up a mass of hard stool in my rectum!! It took 2 enemas to give me relief! Damn those pre-natal vitamins!! The ER doc has [...]

10 pts for best story plus a thumbs up!! Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of a animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes, before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an [...]

My (ex) mother-in-law was such a wonderful lady. Not only was she beautiful on the outside but more importantly on the inside. Before she died, she would forget and tell me this story repeatedly. Each time I laughed like I never heard it before because it’s so funny… When mom was little it was common [...]

Well I am a nurse/doc at a hospital and work at the gyno (women’s) section 3 days a week and work as a reg. nurse for whatever they need 3 days a week. a lot of the patients prefer for me to distract them while i give shots or perform gyno exams to young girls [...]